And what The Dark Knight reminded us of was: Gary!
Ahhh, Gary. Another one of our PPCC Favorites - like the Shash, Jeff, M*A*S*H and Star Wars. We just love Gary! Every time Gary appeared onscreen in the Dark Knight - what with his adorable moustache and adorably grandmotherly glasses and general harried overworked tough-guyness - our heart leapt. Batman, Schmatman - is Lieutenant Gordon OK?!
The best-all, end-all Gary vehicle is Léon. If you can watch this and not like Gary, you are missing the gene.
She's gonna need some water and sunlight if she's gonna grow. Not all this killin'!
Léon is one of those movies that has, like, ten million versions - the Director's Cut, the Extended Cut, the Whatever Cut. It also is consistently popular; frequently on American cable (Gary's weirdly dubbed "Bullcrap!" moment is one of our lasting memories of the Censored Cut) and a big hit at parties. What's funny is how a provocative and bizarre movie like Léon - wait 'til you read the plot - should become so... well, normalized. This movie's really quite freaky, and yet everyone we know loves it.
Especially us. Enter the titular Léon (Jean Reno). Léon is a top-notch assassin-for-hire, or "cleaner", with John Lennon sunglasses and a penchant for milk and plants. He is also not so bright. He lives in a crappy apartment building next to Mathilda (a 12-year-old Natalie Portman) and her seedy family. Mathilda is your regular old Lolita - a posturing and self-conscious bad-ass who clearly feels a lot older than her 12 years. Mathilda swears, smokes and speaks in a broad New Yawk accent. "I wanna kill those sonsa bitches," she says at one point. "I wanna blow their fucking brains out." Aww, cute. Anyway, enter our villain, Norman Stansfield (Gary Oldman!). He gets two names even though he's always only called "Stansfield" because this guy, he is a legend. Here is a villain that - like Heath Ledger's Joker or Daniel Day-Lewis' The Butcher in Gangs of New York - is so perversely compelling that you worry about how much you like him. Stansfield is absolutely zany insane, and Gary plays him like a farce - chewing up the set and spitting it in your face. It is wonderfully entertaining.
Mathilda and Léon.
Anyway. Stansfield is a corrupt, hyped-up cop who kills Mathilda's entire family, including her older sister and younger brother, when a coke deal goes bad. Mathilda narrowly escapes by taking refuge at the neighbors' - namely, Léon's. When she discovers Léon's an assassin, she begs him to teach her how to "clean", as she needs to exact revenge against the slimy Stansfield. It becomes immediately apparent (at least, the PPCC thinks so) that Mathilda is the brains and Léon the muscle. Léon reluctantly agrees.
Hmm, majors teaching minors how to assassinate people? Well, there's more. Slowly, the young, pubescent Mathilda begins getting the hots for Léon. The two become friends - teaching other, helping each other and clearly caring for each other - and yet Mathilda wants more from the relationship. "Léon, I think I'm kinda falling in love with you," Mathilda says in one scene. Léon, characteristically, coughs up his milk.
Everyone did a lot of physical acting in this, and Jeon Reno was great at that.
The narrative structure of the film - directed by Luc Besson - is airtight and super-effective. Not a moment is wasted, and most moments pack a lot of punch. Besson's camera is fast and light, yet never disorienting. Rather, his camerawork is graceful, so that it feels like dancing. Yes, we said it, dancing. We know that sounds dorky. But it's true! The background score is another great asset in this film, and scenes like the shoot-out in Mathilda's home (warning for violence) are powerful and terrifying with their dizzy, swaying music.
The themes are interesting, too. One theme could be awakening and growing up - Mathilda's pubescence, Léon's realization that a better life exists, the plant. Of course, this theme is also one of the most disturbing, as we're talking about a 12-year-old's sexuality and a 40-year-old illiterate man who also seems a bit slow. The PPCC got into an argument over this once, because we really maintain that Léon is supposed to be mentally disabled. Anyway, if this doesn't have you cringing yet, wait 'til you see the Extended Extended Cut, or whatever it is which wasn't shown in America but was shown in France, as that cut contains some intense moments - for example, when Mathilda threatens to kill herself if Léon doesn't say he loves her.
Mathilda and Stansfield and a gun.
Mathilda and Léon.
Another theme seems to be brains. Apart from the high number of people getting their brains blown out (don't watch this if you can't watch violence), there's also the relationship between the three main characters: Léon, Mathilda, and Stansfield. Léon seems to be immature, behind his years and slowly catching up. Mathilda is, instead, at the other end: leaping ahead and, in several scenes, acting like the "brains" behind their operations. And Stansfield spends most of the film with his brains permanently scrambled (egg, frying pan, your brain on drugs).
The performances are all great. Jean Reno has a difficult job, as he needs to maintain the audience's sympathies for Léon, even though he is (1) a killer and (2) possibly a pedophile. Yet Reno plays him with such gentle idiocy that it's hard to imagine him killing a fly (which makes him all the more terrifying, too!). Natalie Portman is very impressive - it's crazy to think she was so young! - as she handles herself maturely and effectively, often carrying most of the film's emotional weight. And Gary...! Here's a great backstage photo of Gary and Natalie. This film wouldn't be this film if it wasn't for Gary. Just watch it and enjoy.
The freaky Stansfield On Drugs tic.