But never fear! The robot monkeys are busy typing away, internet or no internet. Hence we are pleased to announce:
Coming soon (like, next week) to a PPCC near you
1. Haseena Maan Jayegi, 1960s, Shashi Kapoor, Babita, Johnny Walker. A tale of two Shashis, a comedy of errors with a Freudian-Buddhist twist. The PPCC loved this one.
2. Kranti, 1970s, Manoj Kumar, Hema Malini, Dilip Kumar, Shashi Kapoor, Parveen Babi, a bunch of other people. Manoj's provocative British Raj fiction, featuring much needless suffering and blunt racism. The PPCC was not so keen on this one.
3. Ratatouille, 2007, Pixar's big hit from last year. About a tiny French rat with big dreams. Oh, Ratatouille. Where have you been all my life?
4. Silver Streak, 1970s, Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder. We love the Pryor-Wilder (Prylder?) pair, but this film left something to be desired.
...and many, many more!